Nice one.. :D
A black man walks into a cafe on a early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The wite man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born, I was black,"
"When I grew up, I was black,"
"When I'm sick, I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun, I'm black,"
"When I'm cold, I'm black,"
"When I die, I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you were born, you were pink,"
"When you grew up, you were white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you're in the sun, you turn red,"
"When you are cold, you turn blue,"
"And when you die, you'll turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Undir og inn!=)

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